Here’s the mail, it never fails. It makes me want to wag my tail. When it comes I wanna wail, maaaaiiilllll.
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A jewelry-cleaning pen you can count on to add new shine to your gems, no costly trip to the jeweler needed.
Super-cute bunny wire holders to keep those pesky cords in place instead of sliding under your desk like the first victim in a horror movie.
An ink-and-stain remover ready to pick a fight with even the toughest of marks. Permanent marker? We’ll see about that.
A cable protector to prevent the ends of your cords from fraying and breaking. Apple has enough money — stop buying new cords every other month.
A pet-grooming glove with two key functions: removing excess fur and giving your pet the most luxurious petting of their life.
A clarifying shampoo you can use to cleanse your hair of any lingering product buildup and residue. Using this every now and then can lead to more volume and sometimes softer hair.
A doggy foot cleaner to quickly get your pup’s paws squeaky clean so they can get back to lounging on your furniture instead of the expensive pet bed you got them.
Chicken and sweet potato treats that your dog will love so much, you’ll never have to argue with them again. What would you do for a Klondike Bar? More like what would your dog do for these tasty snacks!
Billie, a razor subscription service that shows up on time and is gentle on your delicate gams (or wherever you feel like shaving).
A hanger organizer to solve your horrible hanger-nest problem you’ve been suffering through in silence all these years.
Two pairs of baby feet masks for getting the peeling snake feet of your dreams. JK! After the peeling stops, you get nice, soft tootsies.
A spooky movie coloring book featuring all your favorite scary characters from the sandworm in Beetlejuice to Slimer from Ghostbusters.
A subscription to Book of the Month that will help you broaden your literary horizons without ever having to do a second of research.
A stain remover so effective, you can add “wine” to the list of things you don’t have to cry over.
A dandruff shampoo that can blast away every annoying flake and let your scalp breathe a sigh of relief. Expect a thank-you note from your noggin.
A pack of Bottle Bright tablets possibly made out of fairy dust, because they’ll totally wipe away years of grime in mere minutes.
A silver-cleaning wipes because the last thing you need is a set of dirty silverware ~tarnishing~ your reputation.
An Always Pan, which is angling to become the only pan you ever reach for when cooking. It has an ultra-slippery nonstick surface, a vented top, a mesh basket for steaming, and a high-quality spoon that hooks onto the handle.
Cerave moisturizing cream — a gentle, miracle-working face cream to help with dry skin, acne, and other skin woes. It’s just a solid moisturizer choice.
A seemingly magic carpet cleaner capable of turning your brown carpet into whatever color it was when you bought it.
A bottle of Mike’s Hot honey that seriously tastes good on everything. Pizza, wings, veggies, dumplings, salad, cocktails, ice cream, everything!
Liquid plant food that’s pretty much a multivitamin for your houseplant. If your green little buddy isn’t growing as much as you’d like, consider a couple drops of this elixir!
A set of produce containers for keeping your fruit and veggies fresher for longer. No more rushing home to gorge yourself on berries — take your sweet time!
A nail and cuticle oil to repair all the damage you’ve wreaked on your paws after chewing on your nails.
Jumbo divider sticky notes so you can jot down some summary notes on each section in your notebook.
A pack of Crest White Strips, known for their uncanny ability to turn your teeth a few shades lighter.
39. A curl-defining cream that harnesses the power of coconut oil to soften and strengthen your ‘do. Goodbye frizz and hellooo luscious locks.
A rust remover spray that takes one look at your orange shower and goes, “Oh, hmm, OK. Let’s fix this!”
Locking pin backs to keep your pin safely on your person and not lost in the great abyss. I can’t tell you how many pins I’ve lost because I didn’t secure them with one of these!
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